Scissors and Reality

I need the woad chopped up and I’m cutting up woad leaves with the kitchen scissors, thinking “omg now I have to buy new kitchen scissors” cause you are not supposed to mix dyeing equipment with stuff you use on food for the chance of poisoning people and I realized I use these scissors to cut fat off dead chickens. Clean them and then put them back into the drawer for next time.

Woad may make my poo blue but I don’t find any indication that it will kill me. Blue chicken would..well, chicken that makes my bodily excretions blue may lead to death.

Gah. Rules can drive a girl crazy, you know? I’m claiming reality in this case.

 

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